Thank you Valve for offloading the work of creating Portal 2 test chambers to us “Mole Monsters.” Your allusion that we’re stupid aliens doing your work for you is quite inspired; I look forward to spending my free time working on your game. Your direct approach to stealing content on the backs of your paying customers — genius.

No really, thank you! I can’t wait to get to work! I am absolutely not joking. At least working for you doesn’t cost me anything. May 8th starts the greatest con-game.. You’re going to like it, and you’re going to pay for it, even though it’s free. I’ll go ahead and clear my calendar now.